Guess who I just saw?

It was an Easter bunny minion! He was out a bit too early though so when I sighted his little brown furry tail he decided to hop out of some person's yard. I have my two under close surveillance, but who knows? One of them can give me a pretty good stare. But since I do not in fact do the whole Easter and basket thing I'd like to point out a few things.

1. How did the "Easter bunny" ever get involved with the day Jesus supposedly resurrected? Did they think a bunny witnessed is resurrection or something?
2. Why does the Easter BUNNY go and hand out eggs? I mean, shouldn't it be a chicken passing out Easter eggs?

That's it for my little Easter rant dealio. Though one might just consider this being an inquisitive mind.