I've spent the last half hour browsing Amazon.com for books and I've discovered something quite fearful.

There's far too many books that look interesting for my anorexic wallet (or more accurately, bulimic wallet, as whatever goes into it comes right back out) to handle.

And so I of course researched librarians for the fun of it, to see which type of librarian might give me the most influence over which books get chosen as god reads(as I foresee my future career choice being that of librarian). Sad to say, I'd probably use my power for evil and choose a majority of books that appeal to me and probably only a small population of people.

But in my researching I came across this little article that's so dry and factual I laughed at one part in particualar.

The quote?: "Some librarians lift and carry books."

*stunned silence*

Shocker! I never would of that they did that! That is such a revelation that I must wait several minutes before continuing this post.

So, please enjoy the following little stage like notes you might see in a play. Consider it like an infomercial for some lame, but interestingly lame product that can such you into watching those half-hour or hour long infomercials. Or perhaps a mini-drama like those 800-CONTACTS commercials.

*in pose of deep contemplation, with elbow resting on desk and head, with eyes closed and a brow creased with one large groove, rests upon a clenched fist*

*deep sigh as brain puzzles through the dazzling thought of librarians carrying books. But mind, only some of the librarians carry books.*

*smoke slowly rises from the thinker's/my ears as hard questions come to the surface.*

"Is it possible that because I carry books, I'm already a librarian?"

" Does the amount of books a librarian carry signify in some way the status they have?"

" Does, oh no,... Have I broken some known but unknown to me rule stating that it is illegal to carrying books without being a librarian?!?!?! Oh, I have committed a grave sin in the eyes of librarians everywhere!!!!!!!!!"

*shot from above, I/the thinker on knees with face stretched upward in agony of the grave mistake they have made, crying out with a scream that is not just a simple "Ah!"*

I hope you've enjoyed this feature presentation from the scrambled up brain matter from Deborah Waddick, Hermit Extraordinaire. We will now continue with our feature presentation.

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......*throat clearing*...... *cough*... *cough*...... Excuse us one moment..... *sound of fading footsteps* Hey, you! Lying on the ground puzzling the finer details of librarian protocol and etiquette, GET UP FROM THE FLOOR! YOUR HAVE A POST TO FINISH!!

*sound of a few slaps to the face, mumbling, and a sigh*

I am sorry to inform you, but due to some,...technical difficulties, this post will come to a premature end, with no finer tuning to the thoughts already typed into this online interface. We ask for your forgiveness for any thoughts don't flow together and cause confusion to the reader, our dear audience.

And with that, Hermit Extraordinaire Production comes to an end.

We would just like to end on this note, is their a difference between Studios and Productions? And which sounds better, Hermit Extraordinaire Productions or Hermit Extraordinaire Studios?