"I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!"

"I didn't mean too!" was the only thing defendant Deborah mysteriouslastname could comment after being led out of the converted playhouse to courtroom. The charges? Ladies, you might need some tissues. Forgetting about the black bunny Digger. It was reported that on two nights the bunny was seen outside after sundown and forgotten until some undisclosed late hour. After the anonymous complaint was put in for thrashing and running around at late hours an investigation was launched. Their finds? The cause of the thrashing and running around due to the difficulties of catching the rather hard to catch rabbit made harder by the pet's black coat and the darkness of the outside and late hour. Investigator 56 commented,"I do wonder how she was able to catch the bugger." This question was later answered by the rabbit Digger through a rabbit whisper, name undisclosed. It seems the first night was relatively quicker and easier then the next night where defendant's LS was needed in the capture and containment of the rabbit. Rabbit Digger commented on how terrified and scared he was. He did say though that the running, as always, was enjoyable until the capture time made longer and more heartbreaking by ,"the humans inability to see in the darkness." The prosecutor pointed out how this could weaken the victim's heart and cause severe skittishness resulting in a diminished lifetime and a cold look at the view of the world. The courtroom was adjourned followed by chaos as the victim escaped from it's cage with the prosecutors help. Jurors, lawyers, and watching citizens were called upon in the capture of the rabbit. Even the judge tried a swipe. The courtroom broke for one hour followed by another meeting to discuss the happenings earlier that day. When the courtroom reajourned the defendant's lawyer pointed out how long and hard it is to capture the rabbit and how could the defendant catch the bunny any easier. Did they want her to leave the bunny out for the night where imaginable and rabbit fears ran amok? The judge adjourned the meeting to decide on a verdict which seems like it will be revealed later on this week. My own opinion is formed, but loyal bloggers and readers a like, what say you!?!?

Investigative Reporter,
Mysterious Reporter